Okay, you'll need to lighten up a bit.  There is such a fear of the skew chisel that my demo/teaching skew chisel has a skull and crossbones on the steel as a joke.  After many requests I have decided to offer this as an "accessory" on all skew chisels that I sell from the store.  It is not on the surface, but deeply electro-etched into the metal.  The small skull and crossbones for the 5/8" skew chisels is approximately 1/2" square, while for the 1 3/8" skew chisels the image is approximately 1" square.    If you are so crazy as to want this on a skew you already possess, you will need to pay the shipment both ways!